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Measuring Up

Measuring Up

I am convinced that you can tell a thing or two about a mans penis by his hands! Yep!My hypothesis is that you can gather important information such as length and girth by checking out his fingers.

i.e long, skinny fingers hint at a long but slim penis while short and wide fingers say you’re dealing with a shorter but thicker penis. Now the ideal hands you want to look for are the manly hands — big, strong looking hands that look like they have their own work out routine! Just know with those hands um… lets just say he’s good to go. You may be laughing by now, you may think I’m silly for this but I’ve only ever been completely wrong once!

You’re probably looking at your or your partners hands right now…. So I did some research:

What Your Hand Says about Your Penis
The connection: The testosterone men get exposed to while they're still fetuses controls both penis and finger length,…www.menshealth.com

Dare you to not look at your hand after reading this: Guys with shorter index fingers than ring fingers tend to have bigger penises than guys with the opposite digit scenario, finds a new study in the Asian Journal of Andrology.

Scientists measured 144 consenting patients’ penises, who came in to Gachon University Gil Hospital in South Korea for urological surgery and were anesthetized. Other researchers measured the patients’ index and ring fingers. The connection: The testosterone men get exposed to while they’re still fetuses controls both penis and finger length, the researchers explain. The bigger the difference between a man’s index and ring finger, the bigger his penis was likely to be.

This index to ring finger difference is also associated with an overall more attractive male face. A study from the University of Geneva in Switzerland found that the ratio between a man’s index and ring finger is a good sign of how masculine his facial features are, and this of course nearly always predicted male attractiveness.

“What we found was that 2D:4D ratio can predict face attractiveness. The more masculine the 2D:4D is, the more attractive is the face,” Camille Ferdenzi, a researcher on the study, told LiveScience. The ratio is also linked to voice frequency, body odor,quality of sperm and even what diseases you may be prone to.

How to measure your 2D:4D finger ratio

Measure 2D:4D

Measure your index and ring fingers, base to tip. (Most of the studies used the right hand.) Divide the length of your index finger by the length of your ring finger to determine the digit ratio, or finger quotient (Fq). A longer ring finger results in an Fq of less than 1 and a more “masculine” hand shape.


So the fact is fingers can tell you a thing or two about the guy. But in all seriousness just go and find out! And my best advise for… men just keep your hands in your pockets. Ha!

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